It's so windy, the Deadliest Catch boats stayed at the dock.
It's so windy, I thought Obama was telling us we could keep our insurance...again.
It's so windy, they had the county crew out duct taping the rocks to the gravel roads.
It's so windy, a small Cessna flew over...backwards.
It's so windy, the birds were walking.
It's so windy, The crappie could occasionally be seen suspended mid air in the troughs (xring ism)
It's so windy, The local forest fire that has burned for 3 years got blown out.
It's so windy, The kid playing outside basketball, went up to dunk and scored 2 for the opposing team.