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  1. 10-25-2015, 06:15 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoTennTitans View Post
    They should have marked an X in the bottom of the boat so they would mark their lucky spot! GTT
    What if they rented a different boat next trip ? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by NIMROD View Post
    What if they rented a different boat next trip ? lol
    Now you got me, there. My Uncle George once said he sank an Old Milwaukee beer can at one of his favorite spots. "All you have to do is find that can and them sackalays will start jumping in the boat." I can hear him saying it now. Miss that old man! GTT
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    What's the best way to satisfy a woman? Who cares.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Parker View Post
    What's the best way to satisfy a woman? .

    Give her something to gripe about?
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    A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
    The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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    A couple from Little Rock were treated for minor injuries at the local hospital
    emergency room after their smart car hit a squirrel off Highway 167. Witnesses
    say the squirrel fled the scene!!!
    "Another day on the water..."
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    ROFL riptide!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redge View Post
    ROFL riptide!
    I had to change where the folks were from and where it actually happened so that the embarrassment would not catch up with them!

    Who knew squirrels were such a danger to those little shoe boxes!
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