Jokes

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Originally Posted by GoTennTitans

They should have marked an X in the bottom of the boat so they would mark their lucky spot! GTT

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What if they rented a different boat next trip ? lol

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Originally Posted by NIMROD

What if they rented a different boat next trip ? lol

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Now you got me, there. My Uncle George once said he sank an Old Milwaukee beer can at one of his favorite spots. "All you have to do is find that can and them sackalays will start jumping in the boat." I can hear him saying it now. Miss that old man! GTT

What's the best way to satisfy a woman? Who cares.

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Originally Posted by Greg Parker

What's the best way to satisfy a woman? .

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Give her something to gripe about?

Attachment 218016

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'

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A couple from Little Rock were treated for minor injuries at the local hospital
emergency room after their smart car hit a squirrel off Highway 167. Witnesses
say the squirrel fled the scene!!!

ROFL riptide!

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Originally Posted by Redge

ROFL riptide!

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I had to change where the folks were from and where it actually happened so that the embarrassment would not catch up with them! :yikes

Who knew squirrels were such a danger to those little shoe boxes! :Rofl