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  1. 01-11-2015, 12:44 PM #1
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    Got separated from the old lady and since the new store is so big I had trouble finding her. another man saw that I was looking for something and asked if he could help. Told him I was looking for my wife and he said so was he. I asked him what she looked like and he told me she was 5'11''" with long blonde hair and legs that didn't end. She was 36D up top and was wearing a mini skirt with a halter top. 30 years old. he asked what my wife looked like and I told him it didn't matter. We'll just look for his!!!
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
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    Did he find her? I'll help look! Sounds like something i saw at WallyWorld last week WHEE!!!!
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    She was with Billbob.
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    ..............................question is did you find yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hookedonslabs View Post
    ..............................question is did you find yours
    forgot about her....she'll find her way back home.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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