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    > Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows
    > the end is near. His
    > nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.
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    > So, he says to them:
    >
    > "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
    >
    > "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east
    > end."
    >
    > "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City
    > Centre."
    >
    > "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential
    > buildings on
    > the banks of the river."
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    > The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips
    > away,
    > she says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such
    > a hard-working
    > man to have accumulated all this property".
    >
    > Sarah replies, "Property? .... the idiot had a paper
    > route!"
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    Nice one very funny
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    Retirement Supplement!! Why didn't I think of that. DP
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    Hope poxy doesn't see this or he will want his share too!!!!!!!! EB
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    My share will never be taxed by your grubbing fingers.

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