Me neither but my buddy Jeff was a victim of a chaw joke Wednesday. He backed my boat down and I launched while he parked my car. He got in the boat and looked at me and said, "You know I try to help people and I always think they will help me." So I am wondering where this was going and he continued " That woman in the store up there asked me what we were going after and I told her catfish. She asked if I knew about using tobacco to catch them. I didn't and she explained that you break chewing tobacco into little pieces and sprinkle it all around in the water. She said the fish come up and nibble on it. So I am standing there wondering how that was going to work when she said "You don't need no pole, just get your net and dip'm when they come up to spit!"

I bout fell out of the boat,but Jeff didn't think it was funny.