I've got the answer for ya...........Go to the CVS pick you up one of them hello kitty snuggies....By the time your buddies get tired of ribbin you about it you'll be able to skinny dip the yukon with out gettin cold..........

No scratch that seriously go to the army surplus and get a set of their cold weather long handles, lot and lots of research money went into developing their cold weather gear and it works..........