You make da call-

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I'll kinda get the ball rollin' =
1~Talk about a captive audience
2~Hope he brought the extra HOT SAUCE we requested!
3~WOW:yikes, Look what the wind blew in!
4~ Dang, I wish I hadn't lost my glasses, hope I land past that log-filled shoreline:pray, I wouldn't want to twist my ankle!:Rofl
5~CLEAN-UP on aisle 7!nonono
6~Don't CHEWt 'til you see the whites of his eyes!:yikes
7~Hopefully that back-pocket staining is just some leaky Soy Sauce packets for our Chow Man order we called in!:dono

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Just my luck.
What does kill you will make you stronger

Hope they like trouser chili as a condiment!

To quote LARRY The Cable Guy =GATOR DONE!!:Rofl

Hey Allie, pass the Grey Poupon.

That's one way to learn how to gator wrestle

DIBBS!

Look gang, no need for Doordash today!

For the guy whose glass is always half full, mmmm look at all those gator tail dinners ahead.

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Hey Allie, pass the Grey Poupon.

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Hey JJ- I actually believe the Brown Poupon has ALREADY been passed!!lol

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For the guy whose glass is always half full, mmmm look at all those gator tail dinners ahead.

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True Keith- HOWEVER, there will be one less place-setting @the table! [emoji6]

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Ah, excuse me fellas, jus' passin' thru...seriously! The Weather Channel was forecasting winds outta the West! [emoji31]

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Waling on water is his new skill!!!!

Actually, I think the photographer was seconds shy of seeing the aerialist's "sprinkler system" last-time activation![emoji23]

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MINE! MINE,MINE! MINE!



Like the seagulls in Nemo.

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MINE! MINE,MINE! MINE!



Like the seagulls in Nemo.

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or...NUM,NUM,NUM,NUM!Jumping Jacks Icon

Theoretically though, there could even be a possibility of a FLYOVER...afterall, he's been involuntarily eliminating BALLAST for some time now!:yikes

To somewhat modify Colonel Prescott's BUNKER HILL command Don't CHEWT 'til you see the whites of his eyes!!:yikes:Rofl

The moment before Weldon becomes the first known parachutist to run on water. His son Forest would also be known for his running………….Run Forest Run.

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To quote LARRY The Cable Guy =GATOR DONE!!:Rofl

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Dibs on the Leg!

Could be an advertisement for MAKE A WISH Foundation!:help:twocents

Why me?

Final thoughts, it happens to all of us @some point...questions that need answers:scratchhead -1 DARWIN's Theory of relativity "WHERE'S your Daddy" -2 Possibile fly-by/over if I had chosen to eat Only ONE of SHU's Plate o' cookies!:banghead:crazy: and MOST importantly WHO PUSHED ME!!?:dono:Rofl

Did someone say Shu's cookies! :pray

Remember the 5 points of contact on landing.

1. Balls of the feet
2. Calves
3. Thigh
4. Buttocks
5. Push up muscle

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Remember the 5 points of contact on landing.

1. Balls of the feet
2. Calves
3. Thigh
4. Buttocks
5. Push up muscle

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Definitely about to substantiate the concept of contact sports![emoji95]

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Join the paratroopers they said. Lots of adventures they said………….

1- Certainly one way to encourage 100% audience participation! 2- Don't forget to Floss! 3- Could easily show how Elvis, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Elton John must have felt! 4- Just like in the dictionary = PRAY comes before PREY!! 5- Everybody just relax, there's more coming behind me! 6- But Jump school said that a deployed parachute is a GOOD THING!??:bash:banghead:hatchet:White Flag Icon

Photo Shopped!! No good paratrooper would allow anything like that to happen!!! I'd a been slipping air starting at 800 feet and be nowhere close! AIRBORNE

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Dibs on the Leg!

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That's no dirty stinky nasty leg! That's an airborne trooper jumping a T-10

Yeah I spent 31 years as a paratrooper. Figured the gators/crocs wanted the “drumstick”.