How about a thread of just the punch lines to the joke.
I will start..."Pull his head up. I'm suckin' mud."
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How about a thread of just the punch lines to the joke.
I will start..."Pull his head up. I'm suckin' mud."
just keep them clean
Well that leaves mine outQuote:
Originally Posted by "G"
yeh....don't get sat shook up:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Big H trucking
Dirty ole trucker!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Big H trucking
So.........Yall love me......So PffffffftttttttttttQuote:
Originally Posted by Rees Guide
My all time favorite. "Well, I figured you would, they kicked us out of Piggly Wiggly"
Told you last nite to quit mistaking lust for luv!!!!!!!!:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Big H trucking
"And that's why they call him Gomer to this very day"
Wannabe...
Tankity tankity tank, Tankity tankity tank..................
Big h
Lone Ranger........Doctor say "you gonna die!!"
Yeah, and I didn't know your daddy was the pharmacist either.
Thought he said stand up not shut up.
Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
Yeah, and it's deep, too.
Of course I been drinking officer,you don't think i would be walking around in this kinda shape do ya.
Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas.
So what position did your wife play?
And then his butt fell off.
50 years ago that fence wasn't an electric fence!!
No really, take her.
I just wanted you to know she was dry and ready for the next coat.
You know what I want, just throw it over here to me......
The Doctor said you're gonna die!
she ran off with a highway patrolman and I thought you were bringing her back .
Go ugly early and beat the rush at closing .
Who said that *&^#$(@! was a piccolo player. Any of you guys ever listen to the old Gene Tracy stuff?
"...but think of the money he saved"
"WOOM WOOM WOOM"
"Cheeks?!? Did you see the wad o tobacco he spit out?!?!!"