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  1. 07-20-2013, 08:35 PM #1
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    Default just the punch line


    How about a thread of just the punch lines to the joke.


    I will start..."Pull his head up. I'm suckin' mud."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    just keep them clean
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by "G" View Post
    just keep them clean
    Well that leaves mine out
    TOO MANY IDIOTS TO FEW BULLETS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big H trucking View Post
    Well that leaves mine out
    yeh....don't get sat shook up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big H trucking View Post
    Well that leaves mine out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rees Guide View Post
    Dirty ole trucker!!!!!!!
    So.........Yall love me......So Pfffffffttttttttttt
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    My all time favorite. "Well, I figured you would, they kicked us out of Piggly Wiggly"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big H trucking View Post
    So.........Yall love me......So Pfffffffttttttttttt
    Told you last nite to quit mistaking lust for luv!!!!!!!!
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    "And that's why they call him Gomer to this very day"

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    Tankity tankity tank, Tankity tankity tank..................
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