As you prolly know by now.....

I hosted WB and the jr Be's at my house and home waters this weekend during the PCC's PCC. Well, I'm sure most of you have been waitin on the story. Well here it is.

I get a text bout Monday or Thursday from WB:

WB- Hey minner, roll out the red carpet. Me and the boys are comin your way Saturday. Where can we stay in Aberdeen?
Me- Aberdeen? Bwahahahahahaha. No where. You ain't tough enough nor do you have enough feshin poles to stay in Aberdeen. Why don't y'all jus stay with us?
WB- what's your wife hinna say about this? Don't ya wanna ask her first?
Me- Ask her what? I'll jus tell her.
WB- Man, I wished I could do that.
Me- Yea, I'm sure you do. I'll call ya and tell ya what she says.
WB- Ok. You da best minner.
Me- Ok I called and told her and she said only if I had the house clean. So the way I see it, you better being your mop and dust rag.
WB- Sure thing pal. See ya at the PCC Saturday mornin.



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There's more.


Minnerman
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Oh boy, This is gunna be good!!!!

Well as reported earlier, we caught a few fesh and avoided the heavy rain Saturday and had a good time. So we leave the lake and head home. Well this gewber is drivin about 46 mph on a 65 mph road. So naturally I had to run at a slower pace than I'm used to so he can follow. We make the first couple of turns with no problem and then I make the grocery store stop. He makes it as well. Here is the first problem of the weekend. When we pull into the lot, there's this fine upstandin woman loadin groceries into her car. Gottabe gets this gleem in his eye and I wonder what it is and then I see it. She has on a size 4 shirt when and 8 would've been appropriate. Gottabe was eyein the tattoo that was creeping up her back from never never land. It was a doozy, but I finally got him calmed down and went into the store. When I got back out he had me locked out. Said he was skeert of the tat.
We leave the store and head home. Gottabe get to talkin bout the tat and I forget grandpa WB is behind me. He misses a turn I made. But luckily I noticed and called him and talked him on into my driveway. So we're home.

There's more.


Minnerman
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Come on Minner lets have it

Tramp stamps........and a wrong turn.................this is gonna be good............................................

Upon arrival at my house, WB threatened me immediately. He said my new addition to the house was just what IS was wanting and that I'd better not send her any pichurs or ideas. He immediately stated he was hungry and for me to hurry up and get the steaks done. So I did. Them Be's acted like they had not eaten since they had left home. But I knew they had cause while we were feshin that morning, the radar looked as if it was going to soak us good. So we headed off the water to wait it out. We went to a local store that I knew would have some decent food. As I ordered and paid for mine, I told the cashier, that if this gewber behind me would not buy these boys some food, jus let me know and I'd pay for it. I guess the fact that there was a crowd in the store, he reluctantly bought em some chicken fingers and corn dogs.
But anyhow, back to the steaks, these boys didn't say a word the whole time they were eating. WB even made Gottabe cut his steak in half and only put one half on his plate. (I didn't see who got the other half, but I got a pretty good idea). After supper, we sat around in the living room and then WB says we hafta go to Walmart. He had ran his boat out of oil on an earlier trip and his reservoir would not fill on its own. So he had to get a gallon and top it off. So we head to town. Got the oil and headed home. He topped it off and then he pulls out this 2 or 3 hunnert foot industrial strength extension cord. I commented and how that was a nice cord and he said it was not his yet, but if a certain gewber didn't bring his cooler home, he would continue to hold the cord hostage til he got the cooler. By this time, it was bed time.

The next chapter gets good.


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Twas a fine steak too. Glad I made the boys cut theirs in half. That way I got two.

Wannabe...

Have ya ever been layin in bed asleep and kinda wake up and feel like somebody is lookin at ya?

The next chapter is a cant miss episode.


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If you've ever been in da bed and wake up and feel like there is someone starin at ya, you know it's startling at first, even if ya know the person. Well this didn't happen to me. I knew with all my beauty, WB would prolly jus wanna peek at what I to to keep myself so purty, so I locked my bedroom door. Sure enough, I get awakened in the middle of the night to the sound of the lock being picked. My wife said, "Whats that?" Go back to sleep honey, it's jus WB tryin to get a look at what keeps me so purty.
So Sunday mornin we get up and hook everything up and I'm ready to go, but WB is nowhere to be fount. So I ease back in the house and Gottabe is makin room for breakfast and WB is makin the beds and straightenin up the house and cleanin the desert dishes that were in the sink. I told him, come on gewber, we got fesh to ketch. He said, hush up boy, your wife ain't scoldin me while I'm on vacation. IS has prolly done called her and told her to make sure I did my chores before we went fishin. I tolt him that it was different around my house and fer him not to worry. But he insisted on finishing up cleaning. So 15 minutes late, we finally leave. And of course he made Gottabe ride with me or should I say Gottabe begged to ride with me. Gottabe said he knew I'd stop for breakfast and he knew I'd buy him sumptin too.


Minnerman
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So far sounds like a TRUE story

So, wb gets the red carpet and mushrooms with his steak. Me and the jr. feelays get the roach motel! That ain't right!

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So far sounds like a TRUE story

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thats because it is dadgummit! :fingerdance:HandsClapping:fingerdance

He said he couldn't afford a motel like you. He said his wife has to werk.


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Issat the end of the story Minner? Cause I wuz gonna tell my side next an didn't want to steal you thunder.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Issat the end of the story Minner? Cause I wuz gonna tell my side next an didn't want to steal you thunder.

Wannabe...

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When yall get done ill tell errrbody da truf.

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So we make it to the lake and get the boats in the water with no problem. Go to one of my better spots and the gewber catches 5 and keeps 5 so I decide we will move on. Go to another spot and nuthin so we move on. Then we get to the last spot and nuthin spider riggin. So I decide to go old school on em and me and Gottabe head fer the Lilly pads. This is a patch of pads that I've caught em at before. As soon as we get there, I pull out the PST's with the slip cork and minner hooks and toss on in. It never slowed up. The cork instantly went under. Me and Gottabe sat there fer about 30 minutes and caught fesh as fast as we could drop a minner in. Sure there were several 10" fesh, but the boy was happy. At one time I heard him mumbling to himself, "Boy, I wished dad knew how to do this". So finally I ask him "Do ya wanna call your dad?" "NO" he said. Let em spider rig. Well He calls me and said I ain't doin nuthin are y'all? Yea WB we on em somewhat. Come on over. Gottabe said "why'd ya do that? They jus gonna come over here and mess us up."
We gotta let em in on the fun. So WB finally gets there and sees how we fishin and turns and heads back out to spider rig some more. After about 8 minutes of watchin us jerkin em in, he turns the ship around and comes back with some janky snap on round corks and a jig head rigged up. Well after seeing this, and running out of minners, I give Gonnabe my pole so he could catch some. It was obvious that this style of feshin was lower than his normal standards, but it was werkin. We sat there for about another 2 hours and caught fish. I'm guessin between the two boats, we caught over a hunnert fish without moving the boat. Occasionally we'd get a 13-14" fish, but most were in the 10-12" range. Jus good eating fesh. Anyhow we had a ball and there were no serious JADA acts on anybody's part. Until we left. Then Gonnabe made the call to eat at Taco Bell. He had some JADA in him for that call, but hey, to make a kid happy, we went there.

Aight WB, let's hear your version. (There will be some stretchin of the troof in this second version)


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Originally Posted by G3 Troller

When yall get done ill tell errrbody da truf.

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Now jus how you gonna do that?


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well Minner. Sure am glad you helped those boys out. 10-12 inchers are the best eatin anyhow. mighty nice of ya bud

Aint nothin like helpin the handicapped, You did good Minner.

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Issat the end of the story Minner? Cause I wuz gonna tell my side next an didn't want to steal you thunder.

Wannabe...

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Waiting for your side of story.