I've been served ........................ a SUBPOENA! :eek:

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Today is:

CN gets to meet a Felon day in Howard County.... 1:30 p.m. Prosecutor called me last evening and prepared me for my afternoon of fun. :( Have to testify against one of the dirtbags that broke into the house last October. This is just round one..... as Mr. Prosecutor described it, there will be multiple rounds and then we have to do it all over again with Felon #2.
In honor of get to meet a felon day, I'm wearing black... Hands Clapping

PS I'd rather stay at WERK


word of the day DOERRofl

Skewer the dirt bags.

I don't know WHY they need me there.... They just broke in but didn't take anything. Can you get me out of it, Master? PLEASE????

I'll make a call.

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Originally Posted by majflyboy

I'll make a call.

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Whew.... thanks so much!!!!! :)

Good luck girl. TRY not to Smak them upside the head when you meet them or you'll be in the jail cell next to them

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Originally Posted by DonDon

Good luck girl. TRY not to Smak them upside the head when you meet them or you'll be in the jail cell next to them

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I hafta to go through a metal detector thingy and the judge-son called last night and told me to be sure to leave the gun and pocket knives at home today..... :(

You ever seen one of them ceramic filet knives? Never really cared for em myself cause all I could find was the 10" long version and I just don't trust them since they DONT HAVE ANY METAL IN THEM AT ALL. But I will say, they're sharp as a razor. Be careful, cause you could easily lay yourself wide open with just a single slash.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

You ever seen one of them ceramic filet knives? Never really cared for em myself cause all I could find was the 10" long version and I just don't trust them since they DONT HAVE ANY METAL IN THEM AT ALL. But I will say, they're sharp as a razor. Be careful, cause you could easily lay yourself wide open with just a single slash.

Wannabe...

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jussayin' ;)

Well I declare........ learn something NEW everyday..... ;)

hang em by their ...oops can't say that one...ummmm, toenails, yeah that's it, toenails

Then give them the ceramic knife!

Great ideas!!! Thumbs Up

Film at 11 :D

c4 will pass the dector

As will det cord wrapped around what t-man didn't say above.

I thinking some of you want to see ME on the evening news!!!! :(

Does MO enforce the death penalty?

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Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

Does MO enforce the death penalty?

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Yep.

I love you, too, Empty...... :(

Now that was lots of fun.... meet the felon day was all that and a bag of chips!!!! :)

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Originally Posted by C N

Yep.

I love you, too, Empty...... :(

Now that was lots of fun.... meet the felon day was all that and a bag of chips!!!! :)

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Details please.

How did it go?

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How did it go?

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Was called up to the stand and SWORN in. First I'm not used to being sworn in, just being sworn at so right off the bat I was behind.... Rofl
Then had to introduce myself and then the prosecutor asked where I lived on that day and what time I left the house and what time I got back and what I noticed and what I did and who I called and what I found when I got in the house... gave him such spectacular answers that I didn't get crossexamined. Now I'm done till next time. This was just a preliminary hearing, next will be the TRIAL.

Funny part, seating was limited so I went and sat in the second row. Then the "Law" figured out I was sitting behind the FELON (I had no clue who the idjet was) and he made the dude move to the other part of the room. Rofl Mr. Law came and sat beside me and told me he didn't want me to beat up the guy while we were waiting...... SEE? Told you I was shy when I first meet someone :)

ha ha ha.....sounds like the law profiled youRoflRofl

I was like Wannabe... I flung my hair around when appropriate and looked pretty.... ;) Wannabe has a nice profile, too, G. Rofl