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I finally get to meet the grand poo bah himself, WB. I could hardly sleep last night from all the excitement just bubbling over. Made myself a check list last night for the big event.
1) chest waders
2) paper sack
3) dark glasses
4) 5 gallon bucket of hand sanitizer
5) rain coat
6) pocket full of money
7) camera
8) big knife
I'm sure I fer got somethin I'll need. Ifn y'all don't hear from me by 12:30 this afternoon, call 911 and report a feller being killed by slung poo at 333 in greeenaayder.
Just when you think you got all your bases covered & you're lulled into a false sense security is when WB is at his deadliness. Keep your head on a swivel & your 6 covered, you never know.:eek:
How'd ya do it the tourney you were in this past weekend?
You're going to need a lot of coupons, Minner! He's all about that FREE LUNCH! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
And don't forget a shovel and a snorkel just in case it gets TOO deep! ;)
You forgot the shovel and the bag of lime. I usually make folks dig their own hole. No matter, I'll see if I can borrow Crappie Mama's.
Wannabe...
We finished 4th on the amateur side with 18.65 fer two days. We also had big fish of the tourney. The winners had 19.30 something. So I gots some lunch money.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
We meeting at 11 or should I leave the office at 11? Or are you just gonna call when you get ready? Forgive me, I've been married for 18 years now and I completely forgot about all these details you have to iron out while dating.
Wannabe...
What's easier on you dear? I'm gonna be the man in this situation. So you just plan on being late. I will be there at 11:00. Comin thru Elliott now but gotta go out on sweethome rd and see one then I'll be there.
Is this the shovel I forgot, Wannabe...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Welp it's 11:03 and the joker ain't here yet. That's a woman fer ya.
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Originally Posted by Minnerman
Well you didn't LAY out the date for HER/him! He's used to being told what to do and when to do it. Get with the program, Minner!:p
Well it's our first fate and I didn't want to seem to abrasive and scare her off.
XX11:06XX
11:14
He's here!
Slap her around abit and tell her what to do if you want to win her heart
Dates goin well. I got the ticket as expected. Gotta go he's comin back from restroom. She had to powder her nose.
Oh my........so if the date goes well and the two of you get hetched up, will you combine your names to one?
Wannaman?
Wannaminner?
Minnerbe?
Or keep one of the two names like:
Wanna Minnerman?
I think I'm going to go get sick now.......
oh, it's ok. Wannabe... needs lovin', too. Who better to give it, than Minner? DonDon is trying to teach him how to do it RIGHT! :p
Well I got out of this purty good. He only ate $10.00 worth. We went shoppin afterwords. I could tell he really wanted me to buy em a pack of jigs, but he never would come out and ask fer em. Over all a purty good first date. Oh yea did y'all know this dude really can't fish? All he wanted to do was eat. Hardly talked bout feshin and when he did he was blubberin like he'd been in DD's green cup. Useless I say. Useless. No info whatsoever.
We had to put up with her all evening Saturday and it was tough I tell ya. Now, them kids of hers are kewl, I like them, they just can't climb a tree without falling out
Buuuuurrrrrp.
Wannabe...
Well since I'm the man in this situation (as noted above) he will be Wanna Man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midsouth Man
He ain't quiet as purty as he let's on to be.
Oh yea the ol' boy at the bait store practically told him which blade of grass to fesh by in this certain creek on Grenada. So we should be seein some pics soon of some feshes.
Since you have that fancy I-phone, pics are surely in order. You do know that without pictures the "DATE" did not happen, right? And I am really wanting to see a pic of Wannabe's... long, FLOWING hair that he ALWAYS brags about!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
Get off the phone and watch the road ya ignerthead. Don't you know them log trucks ain't got not brakes in this part of the country?
Wannabe...
but the bad thing is it's ON HIS BACK
This ourta be a red-neck sit-com. I promise I can get the financial backin - shouldn't take more than a few dead presidents.
No pics on first date. I'm shy. I also ain't figured how to post em from my phone. I do gave some images in my head but ain't figured out how to blue toofes them to my phone yet. It ain't a purty site.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Well that is better than ...... nevermind...... <banging head on desk to remove frightening images> :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
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Originally Posted by Minnerman
You shy? ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
congrats on winning you some lunch money, you will need it if'n you meeting up with WB
Thanks. But....... I hate to be critical TM, but you a day late readin this post. This all happened yesterday. I done met him and dumped him all in one day.Quote:
Originally Posted by tritonman
Open the picture in Camera Roll, tap and hold until the Copy button comes up. Copy it and paste it into your post. If it were any easier, it'd be dangerous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
On second thought.... try this one. Open the picture in Camera Roll, roll down the driver's window. Toss iPhone out the winder. Close the window. Close Camera Roll. Cry.
Thanks FT. That was very informative and useful unlike other post I have wasted time readin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishtaco
Are you still harping on this? This is soooooooooo last tuesday.
Wannabe...
Naw it's done changed gears now to something I thought was useful. Turns out Im not so sure it works as easy as ft says. Gonna try it now and see what happens.
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It must be dangerous cause it ain't easy. All it did was copy the file name. Oh well. This ought to make you wonder what this pic is.
IF it's a pic of you and Wannabe sittin' side by side in the booth at lunch, I'm going to be hacked because I can't see it!!!!!!!:(
Ummm, Minner, that's what you get for taking technical advice from somebody with a passion for messican crappie.
It can't be done from an Iphone without going through the photobucket deal. 'Course, I knew that when Taco posted the info, but I figured you needed something to waste your time on, so I let you flail about in the dark for a bit.
BTW, did you know that if you lock your keys in the car, you can call your wife and get her to hit the clicker for your car into her cell phone and hold the receiver close to the door and it will unlock your car? Yep, the sound will travel through the cell and get to the transmitter. Might have to try it a few times to find the sweet spot on your car though.
Hehehehehe, that'll keep him busy for a bit.
Wannabe...
Are you sure he still has a wife? He seemed awfully sweet on you with the perfectly creased shirt and all. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...