I'm off to see the Wizzard

Headed to Oxford for my appt today. From what I've heard, the boy is some kind of gall bladder guru. - Spears. Now that they've told me what I've got, it seems 2 out of every 3 people I talk to have had their gall bladder removed.

I was just thinking, maybe still having my gall bladder is my problem. No wonder I can't catch a fish. If I'm right, I'll be filling the boat in a week's time. That, and I'm hoping my gas mileage will improve too.

Another thought, Torch, have you had your gall bladder removed? Might explain some of those emergency, high speed, anti-lock brake actuating, blue paper towel using stops you've told us about. I hope not. I almost never have blue paper towels in the truck. Then again, I'm sure there's a TP holder add on for the bumperdumper, so I'm sure it'll work itself out in the end.

bumper dumper portable toilet

Wannabe...

Good luck WB.

Best of luck to you WB....get well and come back and give Cowboy the whoopin that he diserves.

When they take it out, tell em you wanna save it. You can find hundreds of uses for a an extra bladder around the house. Heck you could even tie a string on it and put all your fishes in it. I don't think a dr with the name Spears would be to comforting.

Blue paper moments are not caused by the gall bladder. They are caused by the Piehole and greasy buffets and salad bars.

That bumper dumper model is the ungreen version. The green version has no bag or bucket. When finished with the green version, you just drive off. You don't bag it up and carry it with ya. What kind of DD would want that in the floorboard in the truck with ya?

On a more serious note, I hope everything goes well.

Ok then, I'm here at the wizzards
office. Dern, I'm in the wrong racket. Filled out 7 pages of crap including the usual and my wife's name, social security, phone, employer and date of birth. Now what's that got to do with my gall bladder? Oh and I was here 20 minutes early and there's 5 people ahead of me.

Dern I hate healthcare in this country.

But it's ok. They got a big candy dish at the front desk. Imagonna clean that sucker out on the way out the door. That'll show em.

hes wishin he could have some now....but NOOOO .....mamma said no candy till after dinner!

hope all is well, wb.

Dont think that is gonna help out to fishin ability at all but anything that you think will, go ahead and try it. Gonna miss ya Saturday, maybe ya can weigh in yo BLATTER, not that it will win anything!

Just follow the yellow brick road...:D Do you ever wonder where do all the used up gall bladders go.:eek::D I don,t know where they go but i bet they,re full & hurt,n.:D Tags.

He could use it like a backpack to store all his unslung poo in.

Good fortunes to you WB. Speedy recovery to you.

Hope all goes well, and you don't have to sneeze for the next couple days!

Haveposted a letter to you with enclosed SNEEZING powder, be sure to get a good whiff.

2 hours, 120 minutes, exactly I waited on that worfless two bit sawbones. I was loading for bear with two barrels full of rocksalt to pepper his backside when he finally came in and was killing time texting with Is when she mentioned that I might not want to tick off the guy that was gonna have a knife out when I was passed out in just a few days. That's one of the reasons I married that woman - she's smarter than I am.

Diagnostics on Friday, hog killin' next Tuesday. Guess I better start looking for a different excuse now.

Wannabe...

GALL STONES, Sat and DD had me believing you where having a sex change operation.

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GALL STONES, Sat and DD had me believing you where having a sex change operation.

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Shhhhh Torch. He's trying to keep it a secret. That and the twins that he's having is making it hard for him to keep it under wraps. Poor guy. :o

While they up in there pokin round, tell him to yank yer appendix, too. Shouldn't charge ya nothin for it, cause they there anyways. Could save you from "The Table" on down the road. Always trying to be thrifty.

Surprised some of these ole tight a---- on the board hadn't already give ya the heads up on that.

Good luck, Pard, and God Bless. For sho it won't make you no better lookin.

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While they up in there pokin round, tell him to yank yer appendix, too. Shouldn't charge ya nothin for it, cause they there anyways. Could save you from "The Table" on down the road. Always trying to be thrifty.

Surprised some of these ole tight a---- on the board hadn't already give ya the heads up on that.

Good luck, Pard, and God Bless. For sho it won't make you no better lookin.

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If you need anything tucked or lifted and separated, nows the time for that. :D

good luck with everything! are you gonna miss grenada fj?

never mind...should have read father down the thread

They were gonna do it Friday, but when he did the prostrate exam, he noticed some swelling and his eyes got really big. I told him it was normal and sometimes it was even larger, but he decided to put it off till Tuesday just to be on the safe side.

Wannabe...

Hehehehehehehe

I can darn sure believe that statement

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I can darn sure believe that statement

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There's a question that begs to be asked:

If Is is so smart, how in the heck did she fall for Wannabe? :) Just a weak moment??? :confused:

She is smarter than WB in BOOK sense and just a little bit more than WB in Common sense.

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She is smarter than WB in BOOK sense and just a little bit more than WB in Common sense.

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Thanks for the clarification! LOL A weak moment explains it. ;)

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There's a question that begs to be asked:

If Is is so smart, how in the heck did she fall for Wannabe? :) Just a weak moment??? :confused:

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Sex appeal CN, pure sex appeal.

Wannabe...

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Sex appeal CN, pure sex appeal.

Wannabe...

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Oooops, I asked for that didn't I??? :eek: I'm really slipping. Wonder what happens to a person when they get closer to 50? Oh my. :o

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They were gonna do it Friday, but when he did the prostrate exam, he noticed some swelling and his eyes got really big. I told him it was normal and sometimes it was even larger, but he decided to put it off till Tuesday just to be on the safe side.

Wannabe...

Hehehehehehehe

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That docs name wasn't DD was it? We all know how far up............wait, that won't make it past G3. Just sayin!!
Bwahahahawaaha ha hehehehe

What's that TINY?

past the rib cage MInner

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That docs name wasn't DD was it? We all know how far up............wait, that won't make it past G3. Just sayin!!
Bwahahahawaaha ha hehehehe

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G3 must be sleeping or sumthin'.

I gotta tell ya, that ain't the way I heard they checked the prostrate, but I figure he's the doc so he must of read up on the new way.

Calmed me right down after a 2 hour wait though.

Wannabe...

Hope none of you have to have biopsy samples of your prostrate. Wouldn't wish that on anyone, so get regular exams, believe me, you don't want to wait until your Dr says "man, that things all ate up", like mine did.:eek:

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There's a question that begs to be asked:

If Is is so smart, how in the heck did she fall for Wannabe? :) Just a weak moment??? :confused:

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ain't but one way that could have happened...tequilla!

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ain't but one way that could have happened...tequilla!

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Makes perfect sense! :eek:

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Hope none of you have to have biopsy samples of your prostrate. Wouldn't wish that on anyone, so get regular exams, believe me, you don't want to wait until your Dr says "man, that things all ate up", like mine did.:eek:

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Had all that 2 yrs ago. Had to have mine removed ,been cancer free 2 1/2 yrs.

Did that a year ago last Oct. Mr. Jim. Still getting the "undetectable to 0.04" reports, and that's a good thing.