Thread: I'm off to see the Wizzard

Hope all goes well, and you don't have to sneeze for the next couple days!

Haveposted a letter to you with enclosed SNEEZING powder, be sure to get a good whiff.

2 hours, 120 minutes, exactly I waited on that worfless two bit sawbones. I was loading for bear with two barrels full of rocksalt to pepper his backside when he finally came in and was killing time texting with Is when she mentioned that I might not want to tick off the guy that was gonna have a knife out when I was passed out in just a few days. That's one of the reasons I married that woman - she's smarter than I am.

Diagnostics on Friday, hog killin' next Tuesday. Guess I better start looking for a different excuse now.

Wannabe...

GALL STONES, Sat and DD had me believing you where having a sex change operation.

Originally Posted by torch

GALL STONES, Sat and DD had me believing you where having a sex change operation.

Shhhhh Torch. He's trying to keep it a secret. That and the twins that he's having is making it hard for him to keep it under wraps. Poor guy. :o

While they up in there pokin round, tell him to yank yer appendix, too. Shouldn't charge ya nothin for it, cause they there anyways. Could save you from "The Table" on down the road. Always trying to be thrifty.

Surprised some of these ole tight a---- on the board hadn't already give ya the heads up on that.

Good luck, Pard, and God Bless. For sho it won't make you no better lookin.

Originally Posted by jimmydee1

While they up in there pokin round, tell him to yank yer appendix, too. Shouldn't charge ya nothin for it, cause they there anyways. Could save you from "The Table" on down the road. Always trying to be thrifty.

Surprised some of these ole tight a---- on the board hadn't already give ya the heads up on that.

Good luck, Pard, and God Bless. For sho it won't make you no better lookin.

If you need anything tucked or lifted and separated, nows the time for that. :D

good luck with everything! are you gonna miss grenada fj?