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I'm so worried about you! :eek:
BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, in JANUARY 2010
The Obama government will start
Deporting all of the old people
In order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
I started crying - when I thought of you, Jack! :(
RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!! :D :D :D
PS This is the photo of me when I left the hair salon yesterday. :p
HA HA! Very funny Novice!! And by the way, judging by the pics on Rug's masterpiece, you look WAY older than me. Don't forget, Monty said I was 29 (or that's how I took it anyway:)) Also, don't think that look came from any "hair salon" car wash maybe, not a salon. (You don't get the getter)
I might just be older than you! :eek: And I'll give you the other. You do look very young in that photo. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!!! :p
You'd never believe how much I paid to look like that, Jack.
Whatever you paid, you got hosed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
You missed the important part, sir.
You do look very young in that photo, Jack. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!! :D
OR DID YOU MEAN.....SALOON !! :D
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/j...1/saloon-1.jpg
but I'm such a happy drunk, Frosty! Doesn't that count for something???
I swear I think my neighbor has a dog that has hair like that.
Gee thanks, Dan! Way to come through for me.
I did not miss anything, YOU did. MY photo is color, YOURS is black and white. AND, you should have taken a good portion of what you spent at the saloon/salon (THANK YOU FROSTY) and invested in botox.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
I'll buy rugs a case of beer if he makes that your picture page photo
My photo is ALSO color. You might want to put on your glasses for a second glance. Before I pursue Botox injections, you'd be smart to invest in it. If there were a large enough quantity to HELP me, it will certainly drive up the stock prices. Were did you say you got yours done, Jack?
Beagle, THAT is why you are a legend sir!!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by beagle man
I am sure JackB and I would be proud to leave the USA in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Because after Obama and all those Senators from both parties get done nothing is going to be left anyway.
All they want to do is point fingers and blame each other instead of fixing the problems.
Beagle!!! Not you, too!!!! ROFL!!!!! That's awful! You are the last one I expected to say something like that! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by beagle man
Not your bride of frankenstein photo, it's b&w. Do you have any idea how many botox's they would have to kill to get enough to help you? You could, however, recoup some of your money by posing for the "BEFORE" photo:eek: Trust me you should stop now before it turns into a feeding frenzy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
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Originally Posted by jackb
There are so MANY photos of me in circulation now, Jack. How the heck would I know which one you were referring to?
Good one!!!
Novice let me: let you in on a little secret, when I quit pickin on you you have a problem
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Originally Posted by beagle man
awwwwwwww Beagle....... Thanks. You are still the greatest. :)
Pick any one of them you want, NONE are very flattering:eek:(I REALLY hope people know we are just teasing back and forth and there is NO harm intended) That being said, in the photo Rugs used with you holding the Crappie, you look old enough to be on a stampQuote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Of course we are teasing. That is the ONLY reason you are still breathing! :D
Thanks for the laughs, Jack. <rolling eyes> Keep those insults coming and remember, I KNOW where YOU will be in 91 days.
At Spring Camp, sleeping in my tent, fishing Truman, sitting by the campfire drinking Crown & Coke, visiting with the fine folks on CDC; it just don't get no better than that:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
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Originally Posted by jackb
You might want to sleep with one eye open. Just in case. :eek:
Novice I can think of alot of things to do to people who sleep in tents after they drink Crown & Coke. And I know you can think of a whole lot of things to do also!Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Ever hear of "Let sleeping dogs lie?"
You know it, Dan! But it almost sounded like a threat when JackB said:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960
Ever hear of "Let sleeping dogs lie?" :eek:
Just one Crown & Coke on account of I'm a lightweight, and no it was not a threat, just a good piece of advice:) ALMOST escaped my attention, Novice, nice avatar! Where did you have your picture taken?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
YOU giving ME a good piece of advice? That just seems so wrong especially considering the fact that you mentioned that a CT scan of my brain would reveal NOTHING! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Hence, that, and the fact that you are a woman, means you have to be told things repeatedly to A. Remember and B. Understand. So, in short Novice how can it be "so wrong" when someone is trying to help?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
I'm laughing too hard to be sarcastic. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jackb
If I fix you one it will last 2 days for sure! A good Crown and Coke is a can of Coke about a quarter filled with Coke and topped off with a 3/4 can of Crown. The finished can should be able to walk towards you on its own.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Thanks. YOU know where it was taken, Jack: The salon or was that the saloon? It did take you long enough to notice - 12:23 p.m.. You must be REALLY busy or REALLY slow. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jackb
You should get in touch with AA Dan...:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960
After that post, I feel certain that DMW can NOT sleep with one of his eyes open! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Uh K? that was a lot to read............
:cool::confused:;):rolleyes:
LOL after a few Hickory County Cokes you won't be able to walk let alone sleep. Nah normally I just want a shot and a beer. I can't see drinking until your drunk. And I won't drink before I drive either a boat or a car. I have seen to many bad wrecks caused by booze in my life. It sure isn't fun being on a rescue squad or fire department unit picking up the pieces after a DUI wreck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
I don't drink and drive on land OR water. I was referring to what may or may not go on at Spring Camp while everyone is on land and camping. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960