Thread: TO: JackB - Breaking news!

I'm so worried about you!

BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, in JANUARY 2010
The Obama government will start
Deporting all of the old people
In order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
I started crying - when I thought of you, Jack!
RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!! :D :D :D


PS This is the photo of me when I left the hair salon yesterday. :p

HA HA! Very funny Novice!! And by the way, judging by the pics on Rug's masterpiece, you look WAY older than me. Don't forget, Monty said I was 29 (or that's how I took it anyway) Also, don't think that look came from any "hair salon" car wash maybe, not a salon. (You don't get the getter)

I might just be older than you! And I'll give you the other. You do look very young in that photo. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!!! :p

You'd never believe how much I paid to look like that, Jack.

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I might just be older than you! And I'll give you the other. You do look very young in that photo. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!!! :p

You'd never believe how much I paid to look like that, Jack.

Whatever you paid, you got hosed.

You missed the important part, sir.

You do look very young in that photo, Jack. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!! :D

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

You missed the important part, sir.

You do look very young in that photo, Jack. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!! :D

I did not miss anything, YOU did. MY photo is color, YOURS is black and white. AND, you should have taken a good portion of what you spent at the saloon/salon (THANK YOU FROSTY) and invested in botox.

My photo is ALSO color. You might want to put on your glasses for a second glance. Before I pursue Botox injections, you'd be smart to invest in it. If there were a large enough quantity to HELP me, it will certainly drive up the stock prices. Were did you say you got yours done, Jack?

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

My photo is ALSO color. You might want to put on your glasses for a second glance. Before I pursue Botox injections, you'd be smart to invest in it. If there were a large enough quantity to HELP me, it will certainly drive up the stock prices. Were did you say you got yours done, Jack?

Not your bride of frankenstein photo, it's b&w. Do you have any idea how many botox's they would have to kill to get enough to help you? You could, however, recoup some of your money by posing for the "BEFORE" photo Trust me you should stop now before it turns into a feeding frenzy.

Originally Posted by jackb

Not your bride of frankenstein photo, it's b&w. Do you have any idea how many botox's they would have to kill to get enough to help you? You could, however, recoup some of your money by posing for the "BEFORE" photo Trust me you should stop now before it turns into a feeding frenzy.

There are so MANY photos of me in circulation now, Jack. How the heck would I know which one you were referring to?

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

There are so MANY photos of me in circulation now, Jack. How the heck would I know which one you were referring to?

Pick any one of them you want, NONE are very flattering(I REALLY hope people know we are just teasing back and forth and there is NO harm intended) That being said, in the photo Rugs used with you holding the Crappie, you look old enough to be on a stamp