Somebody ask Possumcop if he had to pass this test
A man seeking to join the MSDWFP is being interviewed.
The Head Possumcop doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six Tournament Bass Fishermen, six Jet Skiers, six Yankees with Deep Freezers strapped to their trucks, and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Head Possumcop.. "When can you start?"
