Thread: Somebody ask Possumcop if had to pass this test

A man seeking to join the MSDWFP is being interviewed.





The Head Possumcop doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.."





Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:





"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six Tournament Bass Fishermen, six Jet Skiers, six Yankees with Deep Freezers strapped to their trucks, and a rabbit. "





"Why the rabbit?"





"Great attitude," says the Head Possumcop.. "When can you start?"