the wrong neighbor hood …..
that's an old joke at my house
a cop told us we lived in the wrong neighbor hood one time
then when I got upset with his answer about he was busy working dwi drivers instead of patrolling like he used to in our neighbor hood
he CALLED BACK UP
some trash broke out a window on my wife's car and took a hoody on the passenger seat she bought at a garage sale .
told me I should leave the door unlocked next time...and I was like
yeah and maybe a six pack on the seat and the keys to the car , so you could ketch them drinking and driving ?
I told him wth ...this is a gated community with cameras and no one knows nothing ?
that's when he broke out the .....you live in the wrong neighbor hood line …
thieves always migrate to the nicer places to steal stuff he says