Too good to be made up! I test EIFS clad houses for moisture damage. (Dryvit is one of the manufactures, and is what most people know it as). Monday mornings I have a couple of voice mails from people who buying or selling and have had agents tell them an inspection is recommended. First call is a seller, I recognize the name and ask are you the weatherman on station "X", he says yes. After going through inspection procedures and cost he says he doesn't start work till noon on Wednesday, so I tell him I'll be there Wednesday morning if it's not raining. He asks "do you think it's going to rain?" I set the phone down to keep from laughing in his ear. He says "well you know we're lucky if we get it right half the time." I tell him if I was only right half the time my boss would be bankrupt from the lawsuits or worse somebody could die from a building or a bridge falling down on them.