Quote Originally Posted by Don G View Post
I get no respect. I have raised you up on this board from a mere baby. When they set up the ring, I hope you bring your seconds. Would be fun to get you, Chasing Balloons, Bozo, Undertheweather and a few more in one place. I could take care of business in one trip.

Tell Chasing Balloons to bring his Hearse.
OK.....POPS! You get Billbob, Cane pole and whatever other fossils You can dig up. Make sure You overdose on the Geritol, Ensure, 1 a days, 5 hour energy, and whatever other old fart dope You can get Your hands on so at least Y'all will be able to last longer than a minute or two. Make sure You cut off the flow max a day or two before so I don't have to see You humiliated from wetting Your pants when You first see the team I assemble. We will give no mercy to wheelchair drivers and canes will be viewed as weapons. We can do this tag team, Texas Tornado style or full blown no holds barred battle royal. Cage match is optional.

With Chasing Ghost, Boscoe, and Under The Radar on My team, there won't be nothing left but a heaped pile of unconscious trash talking old geezers in the middle of the ring. Ranger690 will be the special guest referee and comic relief as there will be no midgets allowed in this match. If he wants his own match, he will have to go talk to Mr. frodo and Bilbo. I won't be able to concentrate with midgets doing cartwheels in the ring.

Boscoe and I are like brothers. We just beat the crap out of each other but if someone else tries anything dumb, we double team em and kick their stinken teeth in. Especially some old guff talken retired retreads.

Me and UTR are from the sticks. We ain't skeered of You.

Chasing Ghost a'int afraid of anything. He recently tried to set me up with my natural enemy. Got to respect somebody with a set of stones like that.

So don't just sing it, Bring it You SS drawing, AARP card toting old coots powered by Geritol. Whacha gonna do?!CF