Quote Originally Posted by Ranger690 View Post
Well, she is 9 right now. So only 20-30 years from dating now!!!!

Well whenever it is maybe you, her brother, Uncle Howard, and Gramps could just happen to be having a gun cleaning party in the living room when her date shows up. A backhoe on a trailer out front will add to the effect. I dated a girl in high school who's dad was a old school Navy Frogman before there were SEALs. While she was getting ready he showed me his collection of combat tomahawks, knives and other edged instruments of distruction and was telling me how much better it was to kill someone up close and quietly instead of using firearms. She called me this past summer after she found out about my divorce, said we should meet up for coffee and talk about old times. I asked if her dad was still alive, she said yes, I said NO! I'm still scared of that guy.