At local eatery I was chowing down when at the table next to us a couple were having a nice romantic dinner. As we ate I noticed the man sliding down in his chair, eventually ending up under the table while the lady acted like nothing was happening.
I leaned over and said " excuse me, ma'am but it seems that your husband has slid under the table".
She replied " Thank you, but my husband actually just came in the door".




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