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  1. 03-03-2019, 11:20 AM #1
    Gomer Snerd
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    Default Odd last request


    Two men were to be executed. The chaplain asked if there were any last requests. One spoke up and said " I am from Tennessee. I would just want to hear "Rocky Top" one more time. The chaplain said that it would be arranged. Then the other guy spoke up when asked if he had any last requests. He said " Well, I'm from arkansas. My request is that you kill me first."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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  2. 03-03-2019, 04:37 PM #2
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    Now that’s funny.


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  3. 03-03-2019, 05:53 PM #3
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    Yep!
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  4. 03-03-2019, 06:37 PM #4
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    Too funny!
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  5. 03-03-2019, 07:09 PM #5
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    #2 had heard that song just one time too many ,,, Just put me out of my MISERY !!!
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