Went in bought a dozen eggs, a can of tuna, a gallon of milk and a package of honey buns.
The checker said " you must be single."
I asked. " yes, how did you know?"
She said" you're ugly."
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Went in bought a dozen eggs, a can of tuna, a gallon of milk and a package of honey buns.
The checker said " you must be single."
I asked. " yes, how did you know?"
She said" you're ugly."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.