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  1. 07-30-2018, 01:24 PM #1
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    Default This morning at grocery store


    Went in bought a dozen eggs, a can of tuna, a gallon of milk and a package of honey buns.
    The checker said " you must be single."
    I asked. " yes, how did you know?"
    She said" you're ugly."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    This morning at grocery store


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    That goooooooooood
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    Good one.
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    Funny
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    This morning at grocery storeThis morning at grocery store
    Hilarious!!


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  7. 07-31-2018, 09:29 AM #7
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    lol
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    I laughed out loud!!
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    Nothing like my visit to the grocery store yesterday.
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