Took the bus across town today. Everything was fine til a lady got on the bus and I could see she and the driver had words. She came back and sat next to me. She was mad as a wet hen. Being the considerate gentleman that I am I asked her what the problem might be. She was mad because the driver had told her that her child was the ugliest kid he had ever seen. I told her " Just go back up there and give that driver a piece of your mind! I'll hold your monkey for you." That's when it all started.