Thread: Since Everybody’s Being Funny Nowadays

Husband: My wife is missing! She went fishing yesterday in my boat and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure, 5-1/2 feet tall maybe.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
I have no earthly idea.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown, but not positive.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe brown now, maybe some highlights.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been a t-shirt and shorts, or maybe those yoga pants things, not really sure.

Sergeant:
Did she go fishing in a boat?

Husband:
Yes.

Sergeant:
What kind of boat was it?

Husband:
A 2016 Phoenix 721 Pro XP with a 2016 Mercury 250 ProXS. 2 brand new 10' Power Pole Anchors, GoPro setup and mounts, Phoenix travel cover, TH Marine deck lights and LED strips in rod box and tackle compartments. 12" Atlas Hydraulic jackplate, Hotfoot, and TH G-Force trolling motor handle on the Minn Kota 112lb Fortrex, 4 bank Minn Kota charger. Odyssey Cranking battery and 3 New Interstate batteries, Lowrance HDS9 Gen2 at console, HDS9 Gen3 at bow w/spotlight scan, Loc-R-Bar, and Blinker Pro Trim. 64 hours on the motor and warranty good through 2021.

Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Boat


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