Thread: Fish n Chips

A monastery is having some financial issues, so to raise funds the monks decide to go into the fish-n-chips business.
One night a gentleman knocks on the door, and a monk answers the door. The gentleman asks, "Are you the fish friar?"

The monk replies, "No sir, I am the chip monk."

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Two ropes walk into a bar and told the bartender to give them a couple of beers. The bartender told them to get out of there,
he didn't sell ropes. They were standing around outside and one rope told the other, man I really wanted me a cold beer. The
other rope dusted himself off and straightened himself up and told his buddy, stay here. He went back in the bar and told the
bartender he wanted two beers please. The bartender said aren't you one of those ropes I just threw out of here. The rope
said, nope, I'm afraid not.