A older fella named Ken fished fairly often fished with a bit younger guy named Dave.Just about every time they fished Ken would fall out of the boat.It got to be a running joke because it happened so often.Dave would always say "ken lost his balance again "......
Rest his soul Ken passed away and Dave took another fella fishing.....Guess what he lost his balance and fell out of the boat too .
His story was Dave turned the trolling motor broadside and switched it on at high speed.......Poor Ken did not have any "balance" problem after all.....

Maybee you I-Link guys need a kill switch.