Back in the day a kid was floating the Spring river and spotted a rod and zebco 33 on the bottom. No line on the reel. Thought he would take it home and clean it up. Possum cop wrote him a ticket for fishing without a license on a ticket that had been previously written. Held up in kangaroo court in Sharp county.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.