A old man sitting in a corner crying onhis 50th wedding anniversary. His wife asks him what iswrong. The old man tells her “you know 50 years ago your fathercaught us in the barn” (you know) well he told me that if I didn'tmarry you he would have me locked up in jail for 50 years. Well thereason I am crying is that I would be getting out of jail today.