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Just the punch lines
Been advised I need new material. . In order that I can filter out those you know how about letting me know the ones you have already heard Rather than waste time putting up the whole joke just post the punch line. since we will have already heard it I will remove it from my data base. I will get us started....
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That should be good. Don't think I heard that one.
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Gomer, now that is hilarious. Good one.
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This like Jeopardy!!!! Get the answer and guess the question kinda thing.
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Gomer.....we could just number the jokes and then just post a number lmaoJust kidding your jokes are great keep it up.
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" since my wife found them in the glove compartment."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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KleenexOriginally Posted by Gomer Snerd
We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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Last edited by Gomer Snerd; 01-31-2015 at 02:27 PM.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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I figured you would, they kicked us out of Piggly Wiggly.
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