Just the punch lines
Been advised I need new material. . In order that I can filter out those you know how about letting me know the ones you have already heard Rather than waste time putting up the whole joke just post the punch line. since we will have already heard it I will remove it from my data base. I will get us started....
"Shhhh...he said pointing up......Buzzards!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.