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  1. 01-26-2015, 09:55 AM #1
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    Went in for test results. He said "Well, I have bad news and worse news. Which do you want first?" I said "Give me the bad news first!!" He said " You have 2 days to live!!" I said " Dang! What could be worse news?" "I've been looking for you since yesterday!!!" was his reply.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    That was good.



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