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    At least working with it. So ok there I was minding my own business trying to follow directions from an A/C guru over the phone. Got 240 into the relay and nothing coming out. He says are you ok with pushing the contacts together with your fingers. Uh no. Let me get a screw driver. Pushed the first one together and sparks went everywhere, screwdriver welded to ac case, and a change of undies needed. He asked so what did it do. I said what the heck you think it did--about killed me. He said well you got to do both at once. Are you kidding me. Long story short hes on his way LOL

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    Bet the pile of crap was taller than you!!!!!!!
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    Lmao!!!!!! I cant believe he ask you to push the contacts together with your fingers!!!! Dangit boy I bet you thought the world had came to an abrupt ending!!! lmao that is funny
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    So he really likes you is what I'm reading between the lines. Did you're wife pay down on a new life ins. Policy lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joekiller View Post
    So he really likes you is what I'm reading between the lines. Did you're wife pay down on a new life ins. Policy lately?
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    Bwahahaha... Sissy.. It only hurts for a second
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    K david I am not laghing at ya I am laughing with ya,,, oh heck who am I kidding that is some funny stuff omg
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    Ha ha ha......are you any taller now ? Lol
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    For some reason I never understood, my father could not feel a live 120 volt feed. I discovered this one day when I was helping him change a relay on our well pump in the little pumphouse behind our house. He unscrewed the contact and handed me the bare end of the wire and said hold this while I take the other one loose. (I was about 12 or 13 at the time)
    Well, it shocked the crapola out of me. He looked at me like I was crazy grabbed the wire and said here use pliers if you need to.
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    I saw a three way light switch light a fellas arse up one day while he was on an aruminum ladder also!
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