My Annual Physical
I went to the doctor for my annual physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"175," I said. The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 220.


The nurse asked, "Your height?" "6 foot 2," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 10" She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.


"Of course it's high!" I shouted, 'When I came in here I was tall and thin! Now I'm short and fat!"

The Dr. put me on Prozac.