Thread: After you become a Geezer

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Watch 'em slow down. 2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana' 3. Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing along at the Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won! 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!' 8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.' 9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is. Better than therapy.

Sounds like fun!!!

Very good Steve. Im gonna try the water one

How many of those have you tried??

I like that . Love it

Haha!!

Steve really does all that stuff.

Sounds like cabin fever.

Originally Posted by jimfish

Sounds like cabin fever.

Hopefully Scott and I are going Friday. Might should have went today, don't think the wind is too bad but who knows on the lake.

What qualifies a person for team geezer, age?