a friend was shopping in the superstore and ran into a fellow obviously searching for something. He asked what he was looking for and was told the other fellow was looking for his wife. My friend said that he too was looking for his own wife. He asked the stranger what his wife looked like. The man replied " She is about 5'10" with long blond hair. about a 38 "D" wearing a halter top and a pair of long shapely legs and she was wearing a mini skirt." The stranger asked "What does yours look like?" My buddy said "Oh, it don't matter.. let's just look for yours."