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I used to hunt the grocery stores when I was single. Great success ratio during the rut. All the husbands were deer hunting. :-)
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lost wives at grocery store
a friend was shopping in the superstore and ran into a fellow obviously searching for something. He asked what he was looking for and was told the other fellow was looking for his wife. My friend said that he too was looking for his own wife. He asked the stranger what his wife looked like. The man replied " She is about 5'10" with long blond hair. about a 38 "D" wearing a halter top and a pair of long shapely legs and she was wearing a mini skirt." The stranger asked "What does yours look like?" My buddy said "Oh, it don't matter.. let's just look for yours."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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lost wives at grocery store
Bwahahahahaha
I used to hunt the grocery stores when I was single. Great success ratio during the rut. All the husbands were deer hunting. :-)
We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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Yall recon we been cooped up too long.
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Um...Shirley that was a joke.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
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Two old timers were fishing one Sunday morning and in the distance they could hear a church bell ringing. One of them said we ought to be ashamed of ourselves,out here fishing. We ought to be in church. The other one said, I couldn't have gone today anyway. My wife is real sick.
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I do have references!!! :-)
We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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