Cowboy walks into an empty saloon and asks "where is everyone?". Bartender replies " They're down at the hanging." Cowboy asks " who they hangin' ?" ",Brown paper Pete." was the reply. " Brown paper Pete? What kinda name is that?" The bartender says " He wore a brown paper hat. Wore a brown paper shirt and brown paper pants. Even wore brown paper socks and brown paper boots.
Cowboy asks " what are they hanging him for?"


" Rustling." The bartender answered.