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  1. 02-04-2014, 11:18 AM #1
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    Default public hanging


    Cowboy walks into an empty saloon and asks "where is everyone?". Bartender replies " They're down at the hanging." Cowboy asks " who they hangin' ?" ",Brown paper Pete." was the reply. " Brown paper Pete? What kinda name is that?" The bartender says " He wore a brown paper hat. Wore a brown paper shirt and brown paper pants. Even wore brown paper socks and brown paper boots.
    Cowboy asks " what are they hanging him for?"


    " Rustling." The bartender answered.
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    Really?????? I mean, really??? (that's funny)
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    Should have just burned him at the stake, could have saved the cost of fire wood!
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    Ewwww. That one was a stinker!
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    That one is bad enough to be funny.
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    Rodney Dangerfield would be proud .
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    Yeah...REALLY Snerd!

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