I hear ya brother, I'm sure I would be the same way in your situation. When I was their age I had a hollow leg and could eat 3 Big Macs and ask for more, and that's back when Big Macs was a big burger. I got a good idea for ya. Go to Old Venice pizza co. on Main Street. You can feed them younguns all kinds of pasta and pizza there and still get a nice meal for you and the little lady.