Thread: Billy Bob

Redneck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Y'all know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gon' do it different. Last few years, I took yo' advice about where to go.

Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene done got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene, she got pregnant again.

Last year you said go to Tahiti and I'll be dadgummed if Earlene didn't get pregnant again!"

Luther looks at Billy Bob, "So, what you gon' do this year that's different?"

"I'm taking Earlene with me!"

Oh my!!! Good one!!!