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    Guy walks into a bar and orders a double. Bartender sets him up and the guy chugs it. "Give me another!" The guy says. Bartender sets it down and it too is gulped down. "One more time!" Drink comes and is gone in a flash. Bartender says" well, you're drinking those awfully fast." Guy says " you'd drink 'em fast too if you had what I have!" Bartender asks" what ya got?" Guy says " 50 cents."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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    That was excellent there Gomer, I loved it



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    head bust time
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    Must be from Chicago lol
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    Good one
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