Couple goes to get married. Preacher shakes his hand and says " Congratulations. You are at the end of your troubles!". Forward five years and he runs into the preacher on the street. He tells him " I've got a bone to pick with you! You married us and told me I was at the end of my troubles! My wife has put on 45 pounds. She never washes dishes or cleans the house. All she does is watch TV and eat. We have 4 kids and none look like me. You had some nerve telling me I was at the end of my troubles!" Preacher said " That's right. I just didn't tell you which end!!!"