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  1. 10-01-2013, 09:53 AM #1
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    Default Back in court today


    Just observing. Woman was charged with theft. Judge asked her what she stole and she said a can of peaches. He asked why and she said she was hungry. He asked how many peaches were in the can and she said 8. He said " well, I'm gonna sentence you to 8 days in jail, one for every peach you stole". Just then her husband stood up in the back of the courtroom and yelled " she got a can of peas too, your honor!"
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    True story....

    We were at a baseball game this weekend. An elderly couple was there watching their grandson. They had dog with them. The lady took the dog for a walk to relieve himself. One of the people in the stands noticed that she was walking the dog down the first base line where several foul balls had been hit and mentioned this to the old man. His response was, "sure hope my dog doesn't get hit".
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