Back in court today
Just observing. Woman was charged with theft. Judge asked her what she stole and she said a can of peaches. He asked why and she said she was hungry. He asked how many peaches were in the can and she said 8. He said " well, I'm gonna sentence you to 8 days in jail, one for every peach you stole". Just then her husband stood up in the back of the courtroom and yelled " she got a can of peas too, your honor!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.