A former member bought me lunch today. Meanwhile all sorts of current members are in town fishing and only one even bothered to call.....AFTER he ate.

Therefore, until I can produce evidence to the contrary: Former members make better lunch partners than current members.

Which is not that big of a whoop, until you realize that by extrapolation, the more of you that get banned, the more lunches I get. You've been warned.

I can't say who the former member was, of course, but just think Abe Lincoln.

Wannabe...